So I haven't blogged in a while and there are a million better things that I could write about but here I am writing about this. The precursor to this story is that I remain woefully single and maybe a tad desperate.
What you shouldn't do to get a guy's attention:
So today I was sitting in Starbucks with my friend Irenee, when a voice from behind me says "Hi Irenee", I turn to look and see a rather attractive young man to whom Irenee responds "oh hi John", as he walks away I ask her who he is. She explains she knows him from choir, to which my response was "is he legal" (meaning over 19) at which she burst out laughing (who could blame her). After some consideration I scrolled my name and number in bright pink sharpie on a napkin and asked her to deliver it to him at choir practice, which was proceeded and followed by more giggling. Don't worry he won't call.
What this did achieve was possibly the best-worst pick up line ever.
Are you legal? Because it should be a crime to look so good!
Anyway next weekend I am going to Montreal, there should be some good blogging material from that.
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